Things have come to a pretty pass when even the great @LobsterMagazine is tweeting archly about "convenient coincidences".

(The conference was about prisoner rehabilitation. He was a jailbird and there were some others there too. Even I don't think that's "coincidental".) https://t.co/pl52nbDDrf

— Man in Black (@Man_in_Black_63) November 30, 2019